The Ballad of Washroom Cleanliness

By Ho Yi Jian
Edited by Priyanka V
Published 10 Nov 2006
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O’ gather round to hear a saddening tale,
O’ listen ye well and learn as ye might;
Take lessons to heart if ye are a male.
For once a boy lived in B-Four,
A young freshman with bright shining eyes,
On a trip to the johns and what he saw,
A [...]