AUNT AGONY 2

Dear Aunt Agony.
Recently my reputation in hall has been badly tarnished.  I’ve been very ‘suay’ for quite some time. Maybe it’s because I offended some ‘dirty things’ during the hungry ghost festival.
Firstly, I kena chicken pox around a month ago. So because of that, I have to miss pageant. The only one in history who [...]

AUNT AGONY 1

Dear Auntie Agony,
I am a student from _______ (omitted for private reasons) who come to Singapore to study in NUS, currently staying in Temasek Hall.
I think the Singapore people are very funny people. My good friends are teaching me local talk or dialect. Now I can say c*** b** and k**n**n** in a nice local [...]