by Aprilyn Chan
As the price of poultry continues to soar, Temaskians (or rather, a specific group of them) are seeking an alternative to satisfy their meaty cravings. It is apparent that this group of friends are turning against each other and choosing to attack on one another’s birthday. The first to be victimized was none other than sports committee head, Joanna.
It started as a lie about going to Fong Seng for supper, while the rest of the group ambushed along the route. Once the “prey” emerged along A1, the mob sprang out and tied her to both ends of the pull up bar. Taking out their “weapons” which were leftover sauces from a previous BBQ, they started marinating her alive. In the midst of it all, an eyewitness recaps that a particular scrawny handicapped mystery man, was having much pleasure marinating her underarms as he has always had a fetish for that. Hmm…
Anyway, screams of distress surrounded the entire quadrangle with no one lending a helping hand, for fear of becoming the next victim. Even the power of love wasn’t strong enough to stop the attack as boyfriend Derrick Liao recounts the incident: “Being the photographer for the whole incident, I occasionally asked if she was alright.” Adding on, he says that they had the original intention of leaving her wrapped in aluminum foil for another half an hour to enhance the flavor. However, that plan backfired when a certain “blur” member with intent on tightening the strings mistakenly loosened them instead. Like an animal let out of the cage, Joanna (cat woman) went berserk and retaliated, chasing everyone down and giving them a taste of their own marination. Meow !!!
Lesson learnt: Boyfriends do not protect their girlfriends in times of fun. They join in the fun instead.
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what..the..heck?