Dear Aunt Agony.
Recently my reputation in hall has been badly tarnished. I’ve been very ‘suay’ for quite some time. Maybe it’s because I offended some ‘dirty things’ during the hungry ghost festival.
Firstly, I kena chicken pox around a month ago. So because of that, I have to miss pageant. The only one in history who ever missed pageant because of this kind of stupid reason. I think I can win one lor. Aiyah, 4D also never so heng before. Liddat nevermind leh, recently arh, I was running late while ironing my clothes so I FORGOT to off my iron. I also dunno how come I can forget to off my iron.
But anyway, the stupid iron burned a big hole in my bed lah. Sickening. Then all the A1/ A2 people keep complaining say I want to poison them. All thanks to that, now I’m famous for all the wrong things. Now, even the RF daughter calls me chicken ironman and everyone thinks I’m a himbo now. Luckily my squeaky rabbit managed to escape hell. If not, I’ll just burn myself to death using the iron.
Sigh. I really don’t want to be known for all this kind of funny things.
Dear Aunt Agony, what should I do?
-M1Â (nono, not the telephone company thingie)
Dear M1,
Firstly, I’m sorry to hear about your chicken pox incident and the burnt iron mishap. Indeed, you have been quite ‘suay’. Perhaps what you can do is to try to CLEANSE yourself of the dirty things with some holy water. It may reduce your bad luck streak. But still, why did you use the iron on the bed??? There is such a thing called ironing board. And of course, always remember to off your iron after use. Maybe you can try to make the best out of the worst scenario. What I suggest is that, you can go to Halloween party as an iron-man with a chicken head. In that way, everyone can have a good laugh and forget about your unpleasant incident. Good luck to you.
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