by Tan Cheong Hwa
Unfortunately, these GUYS are straight. This just happens to be the main theme of this year’s Blk B initiation night. It’s the time of the year again where freshmen are welcomed into the block by their seniors. This year’s Blk B initiation kicked off with the customary exchange of clothes between the guys and girls.
The theme at the TV lounge was physical contact and the initiation started with couples sharing rather suggestive strawberry Glico Pocky sticks. The main objective of the game was to finish the Pocky stick by simultaneously biting on both ends till it umm… ends. Naturally, our participants chose the glorious and faithful-to-spouse path and decided not to take advantage of the excellent and timely opportunity to taste the lips of several of our hottest young female freshmen residing in Block B.
Our hall king, Karthik, and budding side-kick Hwasan decided to cheat and were duly punished by the seniors. Their respective partners, Eileen and Heon, were supposed to put a banana in through one leg opening of their male partners’ shorts and out through the other. Ulterior objectives of this game are left out of this article for censorship reasons. The two sporting girls obliged with exclusive footage only available via Stacy Yu’s camera and storage facilities.
With Eileen having problems stuffing the banana through Karthik’s shorts(reasons left unknown and possibly incomprehensible), Heon slipped the banana through Hwasan’s shorts in 0.8 milliseconds, to which the explanation is still being debated in the toilets of B1 to this very day. Possible theories include sentences punctuated with the adjectives “puny” and “non-existent”. Overall, we conclude that this year’s hall king sure comes in a complete all-in-one package – charm, cleverness and c**k. It looks like Hopeful Hwasan the side-kick has a lot more “hand-work” to do to catch up with Kocky Pocky Karthik.
Good clean fun was followed by blindfolded musical chairs with a twist. A nasty concoction was poured over the chairs. According to Roy Chen, 23, honorary Block B Committee Member and organizer of the successful event, some ingredients were revealed to include soy and teriyaki sauce, mayonnaise and bananas. What’s an initiation without getting dirty?
The freshmen had some share of the fun too, with the female freshmen shampooing the male freshmen’s hair with a mixture of sauces and shampoo and styling the hair of their partners. Three contenders for worst hair were chosen and they did an imitation of dry swimming on the B4 balcony.
Edmund, Hwasan and Roy swam the “swim” of their lives and everyone had a good laugh. After observing the magnificent efforts of the 3 brave freshmen, we obligingly passed their contacts to the swimming captain for IHG 07/08 to make his scouting job in the months to come easier. The seniors were not spared too as after the whole initiation session, the freshmen sought their revenge by letting them have a taste of their own medicine.
Gabriel Ho, self-proclaimed B4 discipline master and honorable guardian of the B4 toilet, was well and duly tortured in his Spartan costume by the grossly over-muscled freshmen. However, all was done in the name of fun and it was back to normal hall life as everybody went down to B1 after the initiation to finally have their block supper.
A wonderful and memorable event in the annals of block history for Temasek Hall indeed.
Further coverage on Hwasan’s nether regions, or apparent lack thereof, will be featured in subsequent publications of this newsletter.
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